Have you ever noticed how ugly knees are. It doesn't matter to whom they belong, there still ugly. I mean you can have a big, fat dude standing next to Claudia Schiffer and the one thing in common is...ugly knees.
These Belong To Eva Longoria
These Guys will have your running for the hills.
See what I mean. Come On, I know people have "fetishes" but really, knees give me the creeps. I am not saying I wouldn't disregard someone because of the condition of their knees, but don't expect me to dabble them with whip cream and lick it off, I mean, I married, so I wouldn't do that with you anyway. Too bad there isn't a way to work out or condition your knees so they look more like a muscle or a puppy. How cool would it be to have a couple of cute puppy faces preceding you as you walk down the road instead of moving bone. When people whistle at you the knees are the first to turn. Course, it would change the old adage "my dogs are barking." We would have to come up with another term for our feet...maybe we use mules, the are another animal overworked and under appreciated. We can say "my mules sure are a baying." I think it would fit in at a NASCAR convention.
Knees Knees
Everywhere I turn
Knees Knees
You fail to make me yearn
Knees Knees
You're as ugly as sin
Knees Knees
I can't wait for winter again.
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